Did you know you can buy RABBIT at H-E-B?!? They're selling portions of THE EASTER BUNNY at the grocery store!! And Travis promised me things would IMPROVE if the Democrats were in CHARGE. People are GRILLING BUNNIES, YO.

Also seen at H-E-B: a seafood-stuffed, tur-duc-hen, which I briefly considered preparing for Thanksgiving dinner. However, that sounds like an AWFUL LOTTA ... well, it's an awful lotta different tastes all in one, or something. I don't know if Erik can take it. I think it'll be another Asian Buffet Holiday.

Last Christmas, Mom and Dad were down. Mom, Dad, Travis, Erik and I drove the entire Loop, looking for an open restaurant for Christmas dinner. I said, "Okay, it'll have to be someplace non-Christian, because the rest of the world's closed Christmas night." And Erik began looking up Jewish delis in the phonebook. Trav came up with the idea to have Chinese food, and we ended up at this buffet over by Ft. Sam Houston. A great time was had by all, and as we were leaving, a soldier set his tray down at the next table, phone clipped to his ear. He was eating Christmas dinner alone, but obviously not "alone," if you get me.