"A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: Dream Child" is on. I'm not to watch Freddie Krueger movies alone. I am not supposed watch any frightening movies alone. The dog is zonked out on the floor in front of me. I have that fMRI today, and I am so tired. This was the plan, for me to be tired, not jittery, for this test, but you CANNOT go to sleep when Freddie Krueger's in the room.

Then, I got bored, obviously. I began channel surfing, and came across Titanic, on the Spanish HBO. If there's anything that will put me to sleep...

I promise I'll never let go, Jack... I'd better get back to cleaning the kitchen and just listen to the 90s channel instead.