I'm so glad I didn't live in times prior to the light bulb, and am reminded of this profound gratitude when the power goes out during thunderstorms.

Guess I’ll never know what could have been,
Sure ain’t helping this mood that I’m in,
If they're gonna keep on playing me songs like,

It'd be so easy to blame all these songs about rain...

Speaking of blaming songs... Poor Ashlee Simpson. Discuss.

Related, but not the same, I still have that old Milli Vanilli cassette somewhere...