I know somebody who thinks Martha is hot. And she's, like, 62. If she has to do time, I hope she gets in at Eglin, in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. That's supposed to be the best place to go to prison in The States, according to MSN.

I sincerely hope I never have to go to prison. And I don't think it's right to send an old woman, in her sixties, to the Big House. A prison situation could prove cruel and unusual to someone like Martha, who I'm guessing is even more obsessive-compulsive than I am.

Ok, young lady...not that I am anywhere near THAT AGE....I still take offense at you calling Martha "an OLD woman in her sixties...." YIKES! I have a tile that says, "If you haven't grown up by the age of 50, you don't have to!!" So there!!!!! Love you!! You sweet young thang!!!

Relax, you. I wouldn't put you in prison either. Or Elm Crest. Same difference.

Whew!